AN UNUSUAL ANGLO-CALABRIAN PROPOSAL

Calabria, Italy — September 21, 2026

To the attention of: Sundar Pichai, Chief Executive Officer, Google & Alphabet Inc., 1600 Amphitheatre Parkway, Mountain View, CA 94043, USA.

CC: Investor Relations Team ([email protected])

Subject: An Unusual Anglo-Calabrian Proposal

Dear Dr. Pichai,

I am certain that many people write to you. When economic power and intellect meet an elegant, young man of high intellectual caliber—who also comes from an emerging culture like the Anglo-Indian one—any request or idea that one might express becomes sustainable.

Mine is simply an offer, not a request; I am a man who lives on nothing, and that is enough for me, 70 USD a month.

Be that as it may, you are the second person of Indian origin who has captured my attention, but I am not going to tell you the usual scripted story; I am not an actor, nor do I do theater.

I have the pleasure of sharing and attaching the eBook of the book I dedicated to another son of India, who is also as famous as you, a number one: Mr. President Shailesh G. Jejurikar (Gillette CEO P&G 2026).

It seems that second places are not expected for the men of your Nation.

Hahaha.

I read on your Wikipedia profile that among your professional experiences, you were a management consultant at McKinsey & Co. A firm I know well in terms of structure and asset allocation; when I was at Gillette, before 2003, we were asked to provide a specific database so that McKinsey USA could process the data and build the new asset structure after acquiring DURACELL. However, we caused a delay of nearly one year, because THE GILLETTE MEN were complex individuals—the kind you don’t find just anywhere.

I love being true and transparent.

My request meets a pioneering cognitive architecture, not precise in its style, but unique.

I am offering ten advertising banners on my website, gillettenarrative.com, for a duration of only 4 months, and I request the delivery of a 1 USD banknote signed front and back; this is the value of my transition.

Your offer would position itself as the fourth in line: after P&G, after the VATICAN, after WARREN BUFFETT, comes you.

The copy of the letter sent to BERKSHIRE, which is also public on the web, constitutes by analogy an identical offer to your GOOGLE; the only thing to change is the dates, for the rest, a contractual signature and the payment of 1 USD.

I await your sign, hopefully a benevolent acknowledgment, and if humanly the first question that comes to your mind is who I am, I offer you the answer in advance: