GILLETTE, NTUNGULU · Kabu ya Kikongo · Nr. 07
VULUKA LUMBU KIAKI KIA GILLETTE
Gillette Audio — Nando the Scribe
Yayindula vo yamona mawonso. Ka ntangu ayingi ko yavioka vava email yalwaka ilomba vo nkutana ye bau ku telefone mu nsualu: WALMART USA.
Yayindula vo i nsakanu yankaka — kansi ka yakala 1 Apidili ko. Kaka 22 Yuni, lumbu kimosi ku nima a luyantiku lwa solstice ya mvula ya tiya. Ntama ntangu ya ntete ya mvula ya tiya yasimba muntu mosi ye ngolo kuluta.
Mbala mosi yayuvula nkento ame kana wafuta madia ma nzo — ntama kalati ya banki yavengwa. Wankinda ntima: ka usumbanga kuna ko. Wendanga ku nzo za nkita za vata, kuna kintwadi kia bantu kiluta ngolo ntangu zawonso kuluta marke.
Kansi nki balenda zola? Ka yivulukidi ko vo yabwana bana ba mvwidi, kana sala nteka yau mu ntangu zavioka. Kavena mfumu wa kisalu ko, kavena mfumu wa ndambu ko — kaka ntama kikilu, disolo dia zola dia fioti ye nkento ubakanga nzimbu ku kese, kansi diazinga kaka bonso resi.
Yasukula nitu. Yazolele kala ye meso mazibuka kikilu vitila bokila. Yanwa kafe ye yalomba nkento ame vo kavwanda lweka kwame — ka kadi uzeye Kingelezo ko, kansi kadi kuna kwa nkento ka kubebisanga ntangu ko.
Yasonika nimero. Sekretere wavutula. Mbala mosi yatuba nkumbu ame, watumbuka ye wadila: i yandi, i yandi — vingila, dodokolo, nkukutwadisa ye Mama Walmart.
Nzambi ame, una ye nkumbu imosi ye mvwidi. Nki nsambu — ntama i muntu kaka ye nkumbu imosi.
Ku ndambu yankaka ya telefone: Suzann Walmart. Ka yamuyuvula ko kana wakala muntu wa dibuta kana mwana wa ngudi wa nda wa bantu batunga kimvuka.
Bazolele bwana yame. Bazolele mmona. Bazolele vova. Ye banyuvula nki i nsiku miame mia kuyingila.
Mbote — ntete, wiza ku Reggio Calabria. Wa zole, nata kaka 1 USD, usinia kwa mvwidi aku.
Kiambote. Nkusinia wo mono kibeni.
Nzambi ame. Yandi i mvwidi.
Unyuvula kaka kima kimosi: mpila nkumonanga mfinamanu ya nkento ku nsoneka ame — Gillette Narrative — mu kati kia nzo zau za nkita?
Mvutu yeka mbala mosi. Ye ka ina ye diplome ko.
Ka nkumona wo ko. Bakento ka balombanga bima ko. Babakanga byo. Ntangu zawonso.
Nkumtumina kavulu — mpila ame ya mona bakento mu kati kia nzo andi ya nkita. Kansi nsiku umosi: ka bafwete futa nkutu ko mosi mu mikanda miame.
Waseva. Ye bosi watuba kina konso muntu utubanga ntangu zawonso:
Kansi nani diabulu i ngeye?
Muntu kaka ka wavingila nkutu ko.
Nando
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