GILLETTE, XIVUMBEKO · Nkandziyiso wa Xitsonga · Nom. 07
TSUNDZUKA SIKU LERI RA GILLETTE
Gillette Audio — Nando the Scribe
A ndzi ehleketa leswaku ndzi vone hinkwaswo. Ku hundze nkarhi wutsongo loko ku fika imeyili yi kombela ku fonela hi ku hatlisa: WALMART USA.
Ndzi ehleketile leswaku i ku tlanga kun’wana — kambe a ku nga ri hi 1 Dzivamisoko. A ku ri hi 22 Khotavuxika ntsena, siku rin’we endzhaku ka loko ku sungula ku yima ka dyambu ka ximumu. Kumbexana dyambu ro sungula ri tswontswile munhu wo karhi hi ntamu ku tlula mpimo.
Hi ku hatlisa ndzi vutisile nsati wa mina loko a hakele swakudya leswi a swi xaveke — kumbexana ku hakela hi khadi ku aleriwile. U ndzi tiyisekisile: a xavi kona. U ya eswitolo swa muganga, laha vuxaka bya vanhu byi tshamaka byi tiyile ku tlula mfungho.
Kambe a va nga lava yini? A ndzi tsundzuki ndzi tshama ndzi hlangana ni vana va n’wini, kumbe ku va ni mabindzu na vona enkarhini lowu hundzeke. Ku hava mufambisi, ku hava murhangeri wa xiyenge — ntsena khale-khale, ntsheketo lowukomu wa rirhandzu na wansati wa le ndhawini yo hakela, kambe wu tekile nkarhi lowu ringanaka ni wa rasiti ntsena.
Ndzi hlambile exawareni. A ndzi lava ku pfuka hi ku helela loko ndzi nga si fonela. Ndzi nwe khofi kutani ndzi kombela nsati wa mina leswaku a tshama etlhelo ka mina — ku nga ri hikuva a tiva Xinghezi, kambe hikuva vukona bya wansati a byi tshami byi vavisa.
Ndzi bile nomboro. Matsalana u hlamurile. Hi nkarhi lowu ndzi vuleke vito ra mina, u tlurile a huwelela: hi yena, hi yena — ndzi kombela mi rindza, ndzi mi hlanganisa na Manana Walmart.
Xikwembu xa mina, u na vito leri fanaka ni ra n’wini. Nkateko wo tani — kumbexana i munhu loyi a nga ni vito leri fanaka ntsena.
Ku suka etlhelweni lerin’wana ra riqingho: Suzann Walmart. A ndzi n’wi vutisanga loko a ri xaka kumbe muzala wa le kule wa vasunguri.
Va lava ku hlangana na mina. Va lava ku ndzi vona. Va lava ku vulavula. Naswona va ndzi vutisa leswaku swipimelo swa mina swa ntwanano i swihi.
Kahle — xo sungula, tanani eReggio Calabria. Xa vumbirhi, tanani na 1 USD ntsena, yi sayiniwile hi n’wini wa n’wina.
Swi lulamile. Ndzi ta yi sayina hi mina n’wini.
Xikwembu xa mina. Hi yena n’wini.
U ndzi vutisa nchumu wun’we ntsena: xana ndzi vona njhani ndlela leyi wansati a nga tshinelaka ha yona eka ku tsala ka mina — Gillette Narrative — endzeni ka xin’wana xa swiitolo swa vona?
Nhlamulo yi tile hi ku hatlisa. Naswona a ndzi na digiri.
A ndzi ku voni. Vavasati a va tshami va kombela swilo. Va swi teka. Minkarhi hinkwayo swi tshame swi ri tano.
Ndzi ta n’wi rhumela khavara — ku vona ka mina ka vavasati endzeni ka xitolo xa yena. Kambe hi xipimelo xin’we: a va fanelanga ku tshama va hakela buku yin’we ya mina.
U n’wayitele. Kutani a vula xilo lexi un’wana ni un’wana a tshamaka a xi vula:
Kambe u mani hi vito ra Sathana?
Munhu ntsena loyi u nga n’wi langutelangiki.
Nando
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